9 Common DON’Ts Before Your Dutch Driving Exam (And Why They’ll Sabotage You)

It’s the day (or week) before your CBR practical exam. You want to stay focused and sharp—but sometimes your own thoughts (and bad advice) can get in the way. Here’s a tongue-in-cheek list of what not to do before your Dutch driving exam, with a dose of reality behind each point.

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1. “You have to pass. Or you’ll never make it in life.” 🫠

Putting this much pressure on yourself is the quickest way to tense up, overthink everything, and make unnecessary mistakes.
Reality check: Failing a driving exam isn’t a moral failure. It’s just something to learn from — and retake.

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2. “Fun is for the weak. Embrace the stress.” 😵‍💫

Stress doesn’t equal preparation. Ditching every fun activity in favor of round-the-clock exam anxiety is a terrible strategy.
Reality check: Your brain needs breaks. Doing things you enjoy the day before actually improves focus and performance.

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3. “If you make a mistake, tell the examiner right away!” 🚨

Nope. Please don’t narrate your every error like a guilty confession.
Reality check: Examiners are trained to evaluate your overall driving. Drawing attention to every single tiny hiccups may actually distract them and you.

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4. “Smoke, drink, pop a calming pill — whatever helps.” 🍻💊🚬

Substances that “take the edge off” often impair your alertness, reaction time, and judgment - Three things you need a lot of during the exam.
Reality check: Breathe deeply, not beer-ly. Try a walk or stretch session instead.

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5. “Critique everything about the examiner.” 👀

It’s tempting to blame a frown, a sigh, or a silence for your nerves. But obsessing over their vibe only adds to your stress.
Reality check: Focus on the road, not the passenger seat. They're not out to get you... they just want you to be safe.

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6. “If I fail, it’ll ruin me financially.” 💸

Yes, exams cost money. But fixating on the cost of failing before you even begin is like driving with a bag of bricks in the passenger seat.
Reality check: Stressing about money won't help you pass. Focus on performance, not penalties.

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7. “Let me relive every horror story ever told.” 😨

Your friend who failed because of a butterfly? Your uncle who crashed into a cone? Great stories, but not helpful.
Reality check: Every exam is different. Stick to your experience and preparation, not someone else’s nightmare.

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8. “I must be perfect from start to finish.” 🤖

Trying to be flawless is the perfect way to tense up and spiral the moment something goes slightly off.
Reality check: You’re not a robot. Examiners don’t expect perfection, just safe and competent driving.

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9. “The only cure for nerves? A giant McDonald’s meal.” 🍟

Comfort food might feel like a treat, but stress-eating a massive meal before your test may lead to the kind of cramps you don’t want behind the wheel.
Reality check: Eat light, hydrate well, and save the burgers for the victory meal afterward.

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Final Thoughts

The real key to success? Balance. Good preparation, a relaxed mindset, and a bit of humor can go a long way.

So before your Dutch driving exam, steer clear of these common DONTs — and drive like the confident, calm human you’ve trained to be.

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